I AM GETTING FED UP OF THIS - GENTS PLS ACKNOWLEDGE

[Saps]

we all know the commute into work is usually lost on two things:
1) infonews (blackberry / paper)
2) morning perv on the gyal dem

now 1 i have no problem with but i'm facing an increasingly frustrating issue on 2

you see a hot dark haired figure in a skirt and as a red-blooded male you think "let's warm up dese eyes on some desi fitness"

so you go forth to try and get a better look of this burd to see if the face matches the figure in the fitness rankings only to find out she's not desi - i have termed this problem China Syndrome (for obvious reasons)

once upon a time this would happen every now and again - but now it's more often - now fair enough if you like a bit of far east action but i like to think i hold much more traditional values

so gentlemen, i ask - any tips on how to avoid being a victim of China Syndrome?

[kemcho]

[cute_thing]

:lol:

X2

[kemcho]

If you're with a friend/acquaintance, try having a conversation with them and then end it with a loud Anyhow (ni-hao)

[Jas]

Saps - most apniyah would have a nice ass to compliment the figure.. in case of chinkis (i'm assuming this because you've named china syndrome) - they're more flat..? apniyah are meaty as well, chinkis are all bones

also, apni would have already scanned desi munde around her, so she will turn around once or twice and tht should give u the hint - a) desi or not b) butterz or hot

[kemcho]

Dese Birdz are takin' the mickey star!

On a side note, from one gent to the next gent, I share the pain old bean.

[platinum786]

if your just looking for fun, why discriminate?

obviously they got what you want at the back...

[mr_x]

nah, i like chinese/east asian women.

a lot of them have seriously amazing hair too. really dark/thick.

[Keynote]

Save yourself the walk.

[OptimusPrime]

oriental women are dirty and kinky, I think after American birds they are the kinkiest birds around apart from the nubes but I only heard that second hand so can't confirm.

Anyway most oriental birds are quality looking as well, nice figures, and a lot of em like Asian blokes.
Nothing wrong with it, theres no place for racism in this world anyway

[mr_x]

and the difference in bodyshape isnt as dramatic as you lot seem to think either. thats just stereotypical bollocks.

[OptimusPrime]

and the difference in bodyshape isnt as dramatic as you lot seem to think either. thats just stereotypical bollocks.

yeh agreed, plus Orientals aren't jsut chinese, you got philipinos, koreans, japs, thai.
They all bring good stuff to the table

[de51_jut]

like sushi

[platinum786]

Pic Removed, We're at work you jockey!!!

[kitten]

If the hair is black and silky straight then its likely it's a chinni! Unless she uses Dabur Amla Kesh tehl!

Should have seen the hotties in Rococo this Saturday - couldn't work out of some of the brunettes looked arabic... my jaw dropped.

[OptimusPrime]

I’ve been to that, its on broad street isn’t it.
My mate ended up pulling some married woman, who dumped her hubby for him and moved in with him bringing her daughter with her

I don’t think he’ll ever go there again

[bathing_ape]

I love the oriental gyal dem and would happily go there.
South and East Asia, all the way live. Central Asia is a bit boo though.

I'm going Beirut and that is bare fitness you can keep all other gyal dem.

[bathing_ape]

Sorry forgot to actually deal with the original question. I have now, after many years of appreciation of the femal form, learnt to tell the difference however even no I sometimes make a mistake.
The hair is usually a good indicator.

[OptimusPrime]

Make sure you goto Sky Bar, amazing views
In all respects

[council_flat_gyal69]

YO! I thought you said you loved my chinky up eyes?!

[kemcho]

LMAO, fk off I've changed my id anyway.

Oh me and saps were talking about you the other day!

[council_flat_gyal69]

Yeah he mentioned you the other day too..something about being worried that you'll bum attack him lol..

I hope it was all about how fabulous I am??

[Saps]

YO! I thought you said you loved my chinky up eyes?!

LMAO! you're an exception (read:freak)

me and kumchuddies were discussing your attitude young lady!

[bathing_ape]

Make sure you goto Sky Bar, amazing views
In all respects

OP Was that at me? You been there?

[OptimusPrime]

Bape yup dude sorry, should have been more specific.

Yep went Beirut last summer for a weekend when I was out in Saudi. Amazing place, really beautiful. A lot of history too with the conflict etc. Its probably one of my favourite places, I want to go again for longer
Its a bit french in its outlook, lovely cafes on the mediterrenian, beautiful girls, you can't complain one little bit...
Anyway the bar I am on about is called the Sky Bar, it was voted the world's best bar at some point. It used to be on a hotel but now its moved to be on top of a high rise

This is the website
http://www.skybarbeirut.com/
http://www.skybarbeirut.com/

[council_flat_gyal69]

Diet coke break! Saps - do the dance!!

Lol...dunno where these lovely eyes are from...dad said it was some Nepalese bird on tv :(

And what could ever be wrong with my attitude?! Funny..charming etc etc..

Meet me at the hour glass?

[kemcho]

can you please create another user id... you're currently defaming me.



Change it, or I will change it for you!

[council_flat_gyal69]

Blah Blah Blah (_!_)

[Saps]

you do the dance slut features!... and no i aint gonna pay you!

hour glass? fack off! i enjoy living!!

[kemcho]

LMAO @ hourglass tho, I drive throught that area if I have to get to East London sides from Home... note... I DRIVE VERY FAST through dem mashup roads dem.

Saps, is that slut features local?

[Saps]

she's across the river i think - some dump

[kemcho]

Done!

[Jas]

lmao @ council flat

[Saps]

HAHAHAHAHA! can she still log in?

[kemcho]

She'll work it out, she's smart right?

[bathing_ape]

Who is she?

OP nice one dude. We're staying at the Phonecian and have 4 full days so hopefully get a good insight into the place. Wanna try and go to Byblos as well.

[Dhani]

Bapey ;P

as for the 1st post, similar thing can be said for guys

[Saps]

kemcho - unless its all propoganda

[kemcho]

What's that? proper ganda? LOL

I've told her the username... she says she's far too busy now anyway and that it's so dry in here and that the people are like mongs... the last bit may have actually varied from my interpretation.

[paco]

haha happens all the time!
but the worst is when her face doesnt match up to the body. what a waste of a figure

[-DG-]

roflmfao!!!

[kemcho]

I just remembered an oldskool song.

Silky silky baal baal, aur resham ka romaal, hai tera kya kehna.

[Saps]

great song

[kemcho]

Future generations won't grow up with the songs we grew up with... damn shame.

[Saps]

tru dat

nor will they say stuff like "tru dat"

[kemcho]

tru... and dey won't say "thafe thtar".

[kitten]

Why are chinky women attractive but the men not so attractive? The ones with those horrible moustaches are the worst!

[Saps]

...

Why are indian men attractive but the women not so attractive? The ones with those horrible moustaches are the worst!

[paco]

the sun is out, lets hope for eye candy

[kemcho]

Bare hunniezzzz out der today.

And I mean, Bare!!!

[kemcho]

Played a game on the way to work today, it was "spot the girl you think is indian from her hair but you know isn't and guess it correctly".

Made my 20 minute commute.

[kitten]

^ did you include the brown highlights?!